There are two types of people:
and
The main difference between these reviews is using the product and then reviewing it later– and using the product and then immediately reviewing it when you’re blasted. We support doing both types of reviews, so please try both (specifically the latter… for creativity) when the opportunity arises.
As an homage to our lovely customers, we’ve compiled a list of our favourite reviews.
Kyle, the carnivore
Kyle you are an avid vaper (vapist? vapoid? vapite?) that much is obvious. However, we are a bit concerned for your diet and taste buds. Vegetables are part of a healthy diet and we aren’t sure you’re properly acquainted with them as there’s no way this vape oil tastes like vegetables and pepper. We do appreciate your lenience to the older folk on this website though.
The boomer voice
Everyone has a boomer voice in their head, right? We always hear Gilbert Gottfried for some reason.
The taste of eggshell
*Us at the ice cream truck*
“Hmmmm, I could go for teal but I always regret it and want fuchsia”
Smash(ed)ing Kenneths
We feel the same way but with YMCA (Minor Key).
It made us feel like we’re in a very specific anime.
Everybody loves Amy
We’re pretty sure Amy was watching Big Bang Theory and couldn’t tell the difference.
Where’s Joshua?
We think we know the exact moment this strain hit them.
This guy gets it.
Hell yeah, brother!
Nap Mode
Doctors HATE Tammy.
Dragon Hunter
We recognize that some customers have found dragons in their product and it has become a serious issue. Please call 1-800-DRAGONOUT if you have found a dragon in your product and we will send a knight to vanquish it.
*Note: Knight will not live with you happily ever after. It’s 2020 okay?
Your opinion matters
We love hearing feedback and getting to know our customers better. If you’ve tried a product and have some thoughts you’d like to share with the F&F community, let us know! It’s as easy creating a profile on our website and adding a review to any product.